What I donвЂ™t understand in this whole thing is how Paula Abdul expects us to believe not only that she is sober, which she so clearly is not, but also that the LadiesвЂ™ Home Journal is some kind of nefarious LiarsвЂ™ Home Journal. What your handlers will deal with is your manic tear through your leased mansion draping red cloth over all of the mirrors so that the вЂњbat ladyвЂќ cannot get you. Well, actually Paula, what your handlers will deal with is your sloppy limp body needing to be shoveled off the floor into bed every night because your face is melted off. American Idol contestant does Paula Abdul.No not like that (sheesh dont be dirty like that) American Idol contestant Andrew Garcia did an acoustic cover of Paula Abdul's hit single 'Straight Up' and its pretty awesome check it out -adam taylor. When asked if she planned to sue the magazine, Paula wouldnвЂ™t say yay or nay: вЂњThatвЂ™s what my handlers. I just wanted to chill out and get messages and maybe a manicure and pedicure.вЂќ I was there for almost three days having fun doing spa stuff. The singer admits to checking into the spa, but says it was just a spa vacation, not a rehab stint. IвЂ™ve never been addicted or abused drugs, and IвЂ™ve never been addicted or abused alcohol. вЂњIt was very stressful for me to hear that and to be quoted saying something I never said,вЂќ Paula said on WKQIвЂ™s Mojo in the Morning radio show today. Paula Abdul hit the airwaves this morning in Detroit to refute what appeared to be her shocking admission in a LadiesвЂ™ Home Journal cover story. вЂњYour honor, my case is sleepy.вЂќ From E!: SheвЂ™s even falling back on that insane вЂњIвЂ™ve never been drunkвЂќ defense. Well now she is saying that none of it is true. But I feel like Paula AbdulвЂ™s 12-year-long addiction to prescription painkillers is the opposite of shocking, as it has already been carefully documented in everything that Paula Abdul has done. Personally, the only thing shocking about it is that LadiesвЂ™ Home Journal still exists and hasnвЂ™t been folded into Cat Fancy. Maybe they donвЂ™t say вЂњrevelation,вЂќ but вЂњshockingвЂќ is getting tossed around a lot. People keep saying this was a вЂњshocking revelation,вЂќ or something like that. Earlier this week, it was reported that Paula Abdul admitted in an upcoming interview in LadiesвЂ™ Home Journal to a 12-year-long addiction to prescription painkillers, as well as a brief stint last fall/winter in a rehab center in Carisbad, California, to get sober.

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